

TonyWatchesMovies Movie Review: Dunkirk: 8 out of 10
With every human endeavor, we are bound to make mistakes. That is the basic concept of science, that to learn more about our world we...


TonyWatchesMovies Movie Review: Logan: 8 out of 10
What happens when you take a previously 2 dimensional character who is immortal and hasn't really changed that much throughout his story...


TonyWatchesMovies Movie Review: X-Men Apocalypse: 4 out of 10
Well, here we are again. Another X-Men movie that completely fucks with the timeline. Seriously, can somebody decide what the events of...


TonyWatchesMovies Movie Review: The Hateful Eight: 10 out of 10
What do you want in a movie? Mystery? Beautiful scenery? Violent execution of your fellow man? If you said yes to one or all of those...


TonyWatchesMovies Movie Review: Spotlight: 8.5 out of 10
I am by no means a spiritual person. If you were to ask where people go when they die, I would be a good little atheist and say that we...


TonyWatchesMovies Movie Review: The Assassin: 8 out of 10
I always enjoy foreign films. Americans have this idea that if a movie doesn't have explosions, death and a badass main character that...


TonyWatchesMovies Movie Review: Zootopia: 7.5 out of 10
Do a little something for me, if you could be bothered. Count on your fingers how many times you've seen a Disney movie where every...


TonyWatchesMovies Movie Review: The Revenant: 6.5 out of 10
"But Tony! The Revenant won Leonardo Di Caprio the Oscar and got a bunch of other nominations too! Why did you give it such a low...


TonyWatchesMovies Movie Review: Star Wars, The Force Awakens: 9 out of 10
The Christians have it all wrong. The greatest story ever told is that of Star Wars, and I think that this particular story has touched...


TonyWatchesMovies Movie Review: Deadpool: 8.5 out of 10
My last review was very uptight as I went back and read it, so in the future I'm going to be a little more laid back for my reviews which...